A New 10 Commandments

I DID just post this on Facebook, but I thought I’d post it here too, for funsies.

1. Love everyone.
2. Do not murder other human beings. (Execution is not murder.)
3. Do not harm other human beings, unless not doing so would bring harm to yourself or others.
4. Any type of threat, coercion, or outright harm regarding sexual actions will be punishable by death (unless that harm is consensual).
5. Any harm to children (including ANY sexual actions) will be punishable by death.
6. War will be considered by the country’s government in cases of defense only.
7. Sex between consenting adults is between the consenting adults, not the entire state.
8. Men and women are equal.
9. Do not harm animals unless it is necessary for survival.
10. Take care of yourself.

Can anyone think of anything I missed?

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One thought on “A New 10 Commandments

  1. Vern June 7, 2011 / 1:19 AM

    I love it… I’ll add something to some of them… after all, I can’t agree with EVERYTHING you ever said, though I’m scarily close.

    1. Love everyone – except those that mean you harm, and either get away from them, or destroy them. There’s nothing in between.
    2. Do not murder other human beings. (Execution is not murder.) Amen!
    3. Do not harm other human beings, unless not doing so would bring harm to yourself or others. I include psychological harm here as well as physical.
    4. Any type of threat, coercion, or outright harm regarding sexual actions will be punishable by death (unless that harm is consensual). Lol – yes, I like that last caveat. lol.
    5. Any harm to children (including ANY sexual actions) will be punishable by death. With generous amounts of torture…
    6. War will be considered by the country’s government in cases of defense only. Sounds great.
    7. Sex between consenting adults is between the consenting adults, not the entire state. hahah – yes.
    8. Men and women are equal.
    9. Do not harm animals unless it is necessary for survival. And then, you can only eat centipedes and spiders because they are pure horror.
    10. Take care of yourself. And, once you can – help someone else get to the point where they can also take care of their self.

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